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submitted monday 29 april 2014 by Naomi /s/JokesEtc    report abuse

Women fall in love by what they hear while men fall in love by what they see. That's y women wear "MAKE UP" & men "LIE"

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Naomi monday 29 april 2014
He told you that you are the only flower in his garden. Which garden has only one flower. Are you a LEARNER ?

Naomi monday 29 april 2014
You slapped a soldier in order to prove your love for ur GF, Are you a LEARNER ?

Ibrahimmutihu saturday 19 july 2015
no but to prove hw much he's crazy about d girl

Naomi monday 29 april 2014
U av had sex wit all d men in ur area, Then u said "New year, New me". Do u think ur vagina comes wit a 'CLEAR HISTORY' button?

Naomi monday 29 april 2014
U are 18 yrs old, dating a 62 year old man n your update says, "I can't wait 2 see my baby" Is he your baby or ur ANCESTOR ?

Naomi monday 29 april 2014
A guy asked u for sex and u asked, "Do u Love me?". What do u expect him to say or Are U a LEARNER ?

Naomi monday 29 april 2014
Don't fall in love with a guy who loves u for ur Boobs, Ass, Laps, etc... Direct him to Chicken Republic, U are not a chicken.

Naomi monday 29 april 2014
Light Skinned girl wit big boobs Posts A Picture: *126 RTs n Favorites* Dark Skinned Girl wit small boobs Posts: *58 New Unfollowers*

Naomi monday 29 april 2014
Some guys hold their girlfriend's hand at the mall bcos if they leave her hand she will start shopping..it looks ROMANTIC but it's ECONOMIC.

Naomi monday 29 april 2014
If you like a girl, let her go; If she comes back, it means nobody likes her, let her go again

Obinna friday 11 april 2015
hahaaa.....so funny

Naomi monday 29 april 2014
That awkward moment when your crush asks you, "Who do you like?" -_-

Naomi monday 29 april 2014
Fact: The only person a woman attentively listens to and obeys sincerely and does exactly as he says is a PHOTOGRAPHER.

Naomi monday 29 april 2014
When A Girl Says She Is Already TAKEN.... Please Do Not Let Her Go. Be Persistent. Yes, She May Be TAKEN For Granted By Her Boyfriend.

Euty friday 3 october 2015
awesome

Naomi monday 29 april 2014
Long Distance Relationshp: Being As Tall As Michael Jordan & Having A Boyfrnd That Is As Short As M.I -_-

Naomi monday 29 april 2014
Fake boobs, Fake lips, fake lashes, fake hair, fake nails... And you are looking for a "REAL" man. Are you a Learner?

Naomi monday 29 april 2014
Are u feeling abandoned,neglected & u want your friends to have u at heart & constantly stay in touch?Borrow money from all of them & travel